1. Overheard in the supermarket.
Toddler in the trolley: "Cauliflower?"
Mother scanning the shelves: "No, darling, just plain flour."
2. After a week trying to stick to a low-carb diet, deciding to switch to a medium-carb version and then having a naughty high-carb lunch to celebrate. Carbs make me happy!
3. It's Friday.