1. Reading about someone else's baby adventures -- the good and the bad. My youngest just turned six, so it is close enough that I remember but far enough away that a cranky toddler can sound amusing rather than bring on PTSD.
2. Tim gets home early after a work lunch function.
3. My supermarket sends me a Christmas voucher for a free box of chocolates, no purchase necessary. I am a "valued customer". Damn right, I spend enough money there!